I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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