no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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