belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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