Its about making memories worth repressing
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
