dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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