I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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