you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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