It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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