You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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