I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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