i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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