spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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