he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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