I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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