your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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