a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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