plz talk dirty to me
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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