You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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