I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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