this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
