i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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