so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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