It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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