Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
This house was built for laser tag.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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