So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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