ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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