i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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