thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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