I swear she didn't look like that last week.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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