Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my shit smells like andre
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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