It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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