Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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