I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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