I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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