I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Randomize
