Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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