So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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