Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
