I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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