Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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