You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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