Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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