So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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