We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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