we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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