hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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