Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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