Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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