Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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