you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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