I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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