I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There r osticjed everywhere
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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