So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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