My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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